how to wire a lamp {Ikea “Jonsbo Orod”}

I came up empty-handed when I searched the internet for information on rewiring Ikea’s Jonsbo Oröd table lamp.  So, internet, this is my gift to you: complete instructions.  I found this lamp sitting on the ground next to my beloved Dumpster (context) with a broken dimmer switch and a slightly battered shade.  $7.00 worth of lamp kit (next photo) restored $50.00 worth of lamp.  Totally worth it if you ask me!

Plus, I acquired a new skill in the restoration process.  Rewiring a lamp is not hard.  I should know: I had to do this one three times, but I’ll get to that.  Here’s the pretty glass base with the old lamp kit removed.  I had to cut the cord to get it out.  I hope it goes without saying but…unplug the lamp while you do all these steps.

Ikea Jonsbo Orod lam base

Here’s the General Electric lamp kit I bought at WalMart.  This would work great for a thrift store or garage sale lamp too.  Any lamp that’s not in working order can be like new for under ten bucks, with a smidge of sweat equity invested.

seven-dollar GE lamp kit

Here’s the thing about the Jonsbo Oröd, though.  It has a piece that most lamps don’t have.  I don’t know what the name of it is, but it was covering the lamp nipple.  (I know.)  So how about we call it the lamp bra?  That thing was in my way.  It was screwed on REALLY tightly, and because of how cozy it was with the harp bottom (those vertical metal pieces) I was afraid to twist too hard because I really didn’t care to lose any skin during this project.  After lots of patient searches for other lamp disassembly tutorials, I decided lamp bras are not common.  I would have to deal with this using my wits alone.

plastic covering lamp nipple

“Wits,” in case you didn’t guess, is code for “brute force.”  I tore that bra to shreds with my pliers.  I would have just gripped the edges to twist the whole piece loose, but the plastic was too soft to withstand twisting.  Removal became the only option.  When I had cleared enough room for the pliers to grasp the center portion, then I had room to twist the thing loose without jeopardizing my skin.  I had to tap into a deep reserve of patience to complete this step.  I actually wondered if this one obstacle would render the whole project impossible.

pliers removing plastic cover to lamp nippleBut at last the part I needed was exposed.  Some sort of red waxy stuff filled the top grooves, which explains why the plastic piece had been so hard to remove!

original lamp nippleIt also explains why the new socket cap sits crooked.  The threads weren’t completely…threadable.  I did my best.

cock-eyed baseNext I fed the cord through the silver cord-cover original to the lamp.  (It did not come in the $7.00 lamp kit.)  I poked the cord through the socket cap…

threading the cord thru the cover

…then measured about three inches so I knew how far to separate the halves of the cord.  I had to use the tips of a pair of scissors to start my rip, being careful to keep the scissor blades in the shallow groove between the plastic coatings.  You don’t want any wire exposed, except at the very ends where it’s already exposed when you buy the cord.

splitting the wire

Then I tied the “underwriter’s knot.”  It sounds official and in the diagram it looked intimidating, but after muttering a string of prepositions to myself I managed to complete the knot without any major difficulty.  I didn’t notice until I looked at this photo, but my instructions had something “importent” to tell me about safety.  (“Don’t force a polarized plug into an outlet it doesn’t fit,” is basically what that section says.)

underwriter's knot

Moving on!  It was time to wrap those bits of exposed wire to the screws on the socket interior.  Here’s where I admit that I’m literal to a fault.  I had no trouble wrapping the first wire clockwise around the protruding screw on the side of the socket interior.  I tightened the screw then looked for another screw on the opposite side.

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Nope.  No screw.  Again I started to panic just a little bit.  My lamp kit was defective!  They had sold me a dud pack that was missing a screw!  So much for my quick weekend project!

no attachment for wire on other side

But wait.  What was this “extra” screw on the back of the socket interior for?  No screw where there should be one, and a screw where there should not be one…at least according to the instructions that I was clinging to like a lifeline.  In my own defense, I didn’t want to slap together something that was going to catch the apartment on fire.  Knowing my limitations (by which I mean my utter lack of electrical training) I wanted to follow the instructions exactly.  But I happened to have another lamp all pulled apart–it’s been sitting behind my desk for, um, months?  I keep meaning to get back to it but there’s a metal part on that one that I can’t get off.  Aaanyway.  That lamp also had one side- and one back-screw.  So I copied.  Wrap one wire clockwise around each.  Tighten the screws.  *Note: your instructions probably specify which wire should wrap around which screw.  In my kit the ribbed wire wrapped around the silver screw and the smooth wire wrapped around the brass screw.  Just a detail to pay attention to.

wires wrapped on back and side

Gently tug the cord from the bottom to take up any slack and get that big knot nestled down a bit.  Then snap on the socket shell.  You really have to push to get this baby to pop into place.

switch cover popped into place

I wanted to check my work before I put the whole lamp back together.  Here’s how it looked with all the pieces assembled…and…

first assembly lightbulb on

…there was light!

first assembly lightbulb on

What I sort of completely forgot was that I couldn’t just drop the whole assembly back into the glass base.  So I had to unscrew the lightbulb, pop off the socket shell, unwrap the wires from the socket interior, untie the underwriter’s knot, remove the socket cap, and pull out the cord to start over.

second assembly with cord thru post in glass base

Then I had to feed the cord through the hole in the side of the glass base, thread the cord (now split!) back through the cord cover and out the top of the glass base, and slide on the silver cap that makes the base look finished.  This was also unique to the Jonsbo, not part of the lamp kit.

cap on top of glass base

Then on went the socket cap, in went the underwriter’s knot, on went the wire wraps and down went the screws.  Over went the socket shell and…

second complete assembly

…BAM!  Light’s on again.  But want to guess what I forgot?  Oh me, oh my.  Remember how I exhausted my patience reserve at the beginning of this project with the lamp “bra?”  You know what that means, right?  When I noticed the silver cord cover listing weirdly sideways inside the glass base, I got testy.  I had to take everything apart yet again to install a washer I forgot about.  Lovey’s the one who first removed it because he had the strength to twist it loose.  It goes inside the glass base above the silver cord cover.  It’s the piece that ensures the cord cover and lamp shade don’t list lopsided like so:

lamp assembled with cock-eyed shade

So I guess I shouldn’t say this project was quick and painless, but it was simple.  (The problem was that I was too, a little bit.  Buh-der.)  The struggle and frustration were amply rewarded, though.  Now that I’ve managed an electrical project I feel more like a real DIYer and not like “just” a crafter.  The wall above the new/old lamp is to be the subject of an upcoming post.  Bumblebees, dragonflies, beetles–oh, my!

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ombre pinterest fail

Some people say cleanliness is next to godliness but I’ll be honest: I’m not as particular about things being clean as I am about them being in their place.  Even so, I couldn’t stand the fact that my white shower curtain liner had a mildew stain.  (I’m opening up my real life to you here.)  Never mind the fact that I wrung out the curtain every morning and washed it repeatedly; that stubborn pale orange line would not fade.

stained curtain

“Well,” I thought, “if you can’t beat ’em….”  (This is a recurring theme in my apartment-bathroom philosophy.)  I decided to dye the curtain orange.  Orange ombre, as a matter of fact.  This trend looks fun; I thought I’d try my hand at it.  Take that, unsightly mildew stain!  Rendered invisible by Sunshine Orange RIT dye.  Now who’s stealing the show?

wet fabric in sink

I stuffed the whole curtain into the kitchen sink to get it wet, per the instructions I read three or four times to make sure I had everything on hand and fully understood the steps involved.  I may or may not have audibly talked myself through the steps before beginning.  (Okay, I did.)  When the fabric was wet and gently wrung out, I draped it over a tension rod suspended over the sink.

wet fabric hanging over sink

I pushed the fabric to one side and filled the other side of the sink with steaming hot water, a cup of salt, and a bottle of dye.  I stirred until there were no more salt crystals and no more swirls of dye; everything reached a vibrant homogeneity.  When doing this step, I heartily recommend gloves without holes in them.

dyed finger

I rest my case.

fabric dipped in orange dye

Then I lowered in a portion of the curtain.  I let it sit for 25 minutes before lowering in a little more fabric.  That sat for 15 minutes before I plunged in the rest.  I think I gave that portion five minutes.  Then I rinsed the curtain in cool water, per the instructions, and hung it over a tarp to dry.

fabric fully submerged in orange dye

Does it feel weird to cover half your kitchen with a tarp?  Yes, it does.  Does it make your heart sink to your toes when you see that the project to which you just devoted an hour has emerged a complete failure?  Yes again.

finished project hung to dry

Not only was the ombre effect very slight, but the middle of the fabric bore unsightly blotches.  I was a little indignant.  None of the blog tutorials I read had warned about this.  I had stuck my gloved hand in the water (obviously) to make sure there were no undissolved bits of salt or anything in the sink.  (And I cleaned the sink before beginning, my opening comment notwithstanding.)  Ugh!  How to redeem this mess?

color contrast {orange}

Turns out there was a noticeable color difference between the top and bottom of the curtain, but not as dramatic as I expected.  And that gradation was no consolation–the curtain was still ruined, in my opinion.  And I had an orange finger.  Bugger!  I had to go to work; no time to fret or craft a Plan B.

While working I landed upon what I thought was a redeeming solution: I would re-dye the curtain a darker color, absorbing those spots into oblivion.  After work I dashed to Hobby Lobby and bought Scarlet dye.  How romantic!  How dark!  For an hour–an hour!–I stood there stirring constantly while watching Season Three of Modern Family.  (Okay, constantly except for a few seconds off to snap this picture.)

fabric in scarlet dye

And what do you think, but the scrumptious shade of scarlet turned PINK after I rinsed it.  PINKER after I laundered it just to see if that would save the day.  And it still had those damn spots.  (I’m claiming that’s a literary reference.  Bonus points to whoever identifies it in the comments–honor system: no Googling.)

What’s even worse: the next morning when I showered, the pink curtain stained the side of the tub!  I bought a new white curtain.  I still have the old one but its lot in life remains undecided while I scrub with bleach, a cleaning supply I did not own until this happened.

pink fabric = fail

This one’s going down as a definite Pinterest Fail.  See more here.  If nothing else, they make you feel better about botched attempts at domestic mastery.

Pinterest-palooza!

You’ve all been exposed to, if not completely sucked in by, Pinterest by now, right?  Well, it got real in my life recently.  No, I didn’t date a movie star or get a cute little tattoo with my best friend; but I did go to my friend J’s Pinterest party.  Each guest brought treats inspired by a recipe found on Pinterest, then we made a Pinterest craft together.  We kicked off the evening with our “light dinner.”  The top-heavy food pyramid included…

pumpkin dip with nilla wafers and apples

…light-as-a-cloud pumpkin dip with Nilla wafers and apple slices…

apple bread

…sweet apple bread with aromatic autumn spices…

banana-chocolate chip oatmeal muffins

…wholesome-but-tasty banana-chocolate muffins with oatmeal…

peanut butter bars

…butter-laden peanut butter cup bars…

no-bake type chocolate balls with flax seed

…and no-bake chocolate treats that were a little like no-bake cookies but better for you.  I’m not sure of all the ingredients but I remember that flax seed was involved.  So, yes, it was a dessert-dinner, but there were redeeming elements.

dessert dinner: apple slices, pumpkin dip, oatmeal banana-chocolate muffin, apple bread, chocolate treats

After we chatted and grazed for a while, we put on our thinking caps to decide what wise words to permanently emblazon onto mugs.black Sharpies

plain blue mug

It got really quiet while we thought about what saying we wanted to wake up to every morning–or maybe unwind with every evening.  Finally everyone settled on something and set about lettering it onto her mug.  Here are S & S carefully writing out their inspirations while a cozy fire flickered in the background.

S & S carefully writing on their mugs

We chatted a little more while we baked the mugs at 350 for 30 minutes.  Some crafters who went before us claimed that this technique wouldn’t make the writing really permanent, but it didn’t smudge when our mugs were cool, so we’re going with Myth Busted.  (And we’ll hand wash them, just to be safe.)  Here they are:

four mugs with Sharpied sayings on them

They say:

1. You are precious and honored in my sight. You are loved.  (The other side paraphrases the rest of Isaiah 43:4, which says, “Since you are precious and honored in my sight, and because I love you, I will give men in exchange for you, and nations in exchange for your life.”)

2. One who kneels before God can stand before anyone.

3. Wisdom begins in wonder. -Socrates

4. beautifully (The whole thing, continued from the other side, is “Live life beautifully.”)

Here’s a parting shot of me with the evening’s lovely host, J:

M & J

She suggested making craft night a monthly-ish event, and I really hope we’re able to get that going!  It’s so refreshing to spend a few hours bonding over beautiful things with other ladies.  And delicious things don’t hurt either.  We can definitely bond over those!

Have you whipped up anything creative or edible lately?  Maybe both?  Send me a link to it if you want.  I think it’s fun to see how people adapt Pinterest ideas to fit into their real lives, because we can’t all live in treehouses or dress children in knickers and knee socks.